Monday, February 19, 2007

Britney shaves something else...

It must be hard trying to keep the fans and press interested.

I guess after the outcry that greeted Britney's bald nether regions as they exited the DeLoren, she decided to try shaving somewhere else. Someone must have told her that her teenage (and mostly female) fans were a little grossed out by the mom cleveage.

So she says to herself "I know how to fix this... I'll shave off all my hair so I'll look like a GIANT PENIS."

Man, I just gotta say that look creeps me out. Remember that guy "The Unknown Comic"? He used to perform with a paper bag on his head.

I hope she buys a wig or something.

Monday, February 05, 2007

YOGA: Bringing the World Together

Indian Yoga: The Setubandha Sarvangasana Position

This version of the posture requires considerable strength in the neck, shoulders and back, requiring years of practice to achieve. It should not be attempted without supervision.

Irish Yoga: The Setupanotheround Soyouthinkyerfukintuff Position

I suppose this takes a lot of practice too. Just look how relaxed the guy is. That other guy must be his supervisor.