Saturday, December 24, 2005

Canada Bashing

To Tucker Carlson from his retarded cousin

An open letter to Tucker Carlson from his retarded cousins:


Fuck you.


ps. How can you ignore a retarded dogsledding stalker?

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Last night there was a choice of programming on the TV that made me believe I had momentarily slipped into an alternate universe. On the one hand "750 lb Man" and on the other "Jerry Springer: The Opera". I watched the opera.

Philosophically it was the trash I expected - AND MORE! Musically it was one of the better "rock" opera's I've seen, a live version from a theatre no less. GREAT singing and the pit orchestra was good too. It even had David Soul (Remember Spasky and Dutch? ... And that black guy... Huggies?) as Jerry. Depressing in an uplifting way.

Should smoke periodically pour out of the Jeep dashboard? I suspect it shouldn't.

Sigh.