Look what I Found. Not quite as funny as Peter's Nudist Page, but a lot less scary than Welcome to a Better Life...

Ya, ya, I know it's been a while. Writing about my life so you all can read about it is low on the list of important things to do lately. Sorry, nothing personal.

I was on TV again the other night. It's getting less exciting all the time. Maybe exciting is even the wrong word. Less something anyhow. Comedy Central is picking up a few Little Guy episodes for a new show in the works. I'm still totaly broke, and the Medical Services collection branch is phoning me with a recording telling me to call them. I wonder how many people they're chasing. I've never seen a collection agency that was this apathetic before.

I hope that sucker punch in the hockey game the other night won't mean the end of fighting in the game. For the kind of money these guys get, I want to see them rip each other apart. Not all the time, mind you. Just when it starts to get boring. I mean, what the fuck? These guys don't have to wait in line for surgery. They are medically WAY more important than you and me. Right? I've got just one thing to say about that...

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