Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Bank Robbery Capital of Canada!

A serial bank robber may be responsible for up to six heists this month alone, Vancouver police said Wednesday.

The Vancouver Police Department's robbery squad asked at a news conference for the public to help identify a suspect in bank security video recordings.

The person is described as a pink male between 30 and 40 years of age, approximately five foot nine to five foot 10 and 30 to 40 pounds, with felt pen hair. He may wear glasses.

There were 185 bank robberies in 2007 in Vancouver, said police.

So far in January 2008, there have been 33 bank robberies, more than double the number for January 2007.

Police are requesting help from the public to identify this suspect alleged to be responsible for six bank robberies in January 2008, according to the Vancouver Police Department.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Po-boy or Poo-boy?

Po-Boy. It's a sandwitch.

She who provides is away on a frolic again and I am left to my own devices. Sadly, said devices are very small. There is no possibility of making it through the weekend in the usual comfort zone. If you, dear reader, feel compelled to visit 'ol po-boy this weekend please bring smokes and liquor.

Monday, January 14, 2008

GGA! How exciting!

No "F" bombs at the Golden Globes

I don't know... Hollywood awards shows should be a bit like Formula One Racing. There is no fun without the danger.

Last night the danger was removed from the 65th annual Golden Globe Awards with the removal of the talent.

The writers strike now in week whatever, resulted in an awards show on CNN populated with those hopeless model-presenter-fake Hollywood newstard-dental work displays such as: "Entertainment Tonight's" Mary Hart, "Showbiz Tonight's" Brooke Anderson, Giuliana Rancic of "E! News Daily" "Extra's" Dayna Devon, Lara Spencer of "The Insider," and Jim Moret from "Inside Edition."

Brooke Anderson said she was "honored and thrilled to be here tonight". She looked like she would have rather been at the dentist.

On the traditional home of GGA ceremony NBC, was an "Access Hollywood" PR gushing with hosts Billy Bush, Nancy O'Dell, and newstard Shaun Robinson really going deep with Entertainment Weekly's Dave Karger.

"It's going to be a very exciting night!" Robinson said about two minutes into the show.

Exciting indeed! Cate Blanchett wins the first announced Globe for a film called "I'm Not There." Oh the irony.

I couldn't even watch the NBC show... like fish flopping on a video deck.

There just is no danger... Nobody says "fuck", no Beyonce Knowles cleavage, no crazy talent at all.

On to the Oscars!