Britney shaves something else...

It must be hard trying to keep the fans and press interested.

I guess after the outcry that greeted Britney's bald nether regions as they exited the DeLoren, she decided to try shaving somewhere else. Someone must have told her that her teenage (and mostly female) fans were a little grossed out by the mom cleveage.

So she says to herself "I know how to fix this... I'll shave off all my hair so I'll look like a GIANT PENIS."

Man, I just gotta say that look creeps me out. Remember that guy "The Unknown Comic"? He used to perform with a paper bag on his head.

I hope she buys a wig or something.