Today's links:

The Penis Owners Club

The Old, Fat, Weird Guy's Club I think this guy lives down the street.

"J" bought me a pack of smokes today. I've been rolling my own for a couple of weeks. My tounge hurts. Unfiltered smokes are crap.

All day on the phone today. It was a great day outside, and I was in the basement for most of it.

You're not getting him, Jeff. Not now that he's come to life. He's not really so great anyway, you know... You don't have to live with him... He's kind of a prick, but I love him.

The Jesus Dis-owners Club