SteakandCheese.com is another new filth and perversion site. Looks about as dumb as the rest of 'em.

Today in history;

Sept. 18, 1759.

Quebec formally
surrendered to the
British after the
French defeat at the
Battle of the Plains
of Abraham.

HA HA HA ..........HO HO HE HE HA......... fuck... that's a good one, eh? If only.



So this guy calls his buddy, a horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.

His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?"

"That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment."

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

"A female horth".

So he shows him a prized filly.

"Nith lookin' horth............can I thee her eyeth"?

So the guy picks up the midget and gives the horse's eyes the once over.........

"Nith eyeth...........can I thee her earzth"?

So he picks the little fella up again and shows him the horse's ears.

"Nith earzth.........can I thee her teef "?

The rancher is gettin' pretty pissed by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's teeth.

"Nith teef...........can I thee her twat"?

Totally choked at this point, the rancher grabs him by his coat, and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's vagina, yanks him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

"Perhapth I should rephrathe that: Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?


Toodles...