Monday, August 11, 2003




JeezeÖ is it Monday already? And not a word from me since last week. Itís hard to find the time. What with all the celebs kicking off. Some hockey guyÖ in some tragic fashion. Bob Hope last week. I fucked away most of today trying to make my computer send a fax. Iím going down to the fax store in the morning to send it, and the next time I have any money Iím gonna buy a fíing fax machine. Ber¸hren Sie nicht, da? es shmmootzig shmmootzig sein durr tea.


BLACK

We hear: A "Sofatones" song. It goes from full fidelity to "radio sound" as visuals fade in.

FADE IN:
IN THE CAR - MOVING SHOT - LATE DAY


DAVID and JUNE ANDERSON drive their late-model AMERICAN CAR down a city street in a shopping district. Mr. Anderson is a 52 year old school teacher. He is wearing casual clothes and a long dark coat. Mrs. Anderson sits beside him in the passenger seat. She is in her late forties, and is very pretty despite her drab clothing.We see her hand turn down the radio.

JUNE
I feel so naughty!

DAVID
Mmm

JUNE
I canít believe weíre doing this...

DAVID
(Laughs nervously)
Neither can I, but hey... weíre adults... we're allowed.

JUNE
I suppose... Itís just that at our age...I mean, I hope thereís no one there.

DAVID
Sex shops arenít just for the young and perverted you know. Remember what Dr. Laura said... a toy or two can put real zing into oneís love life.

JUNE
I know. Itís just that I never felt I needed anything like that with you, David.

DAVID
Awww... You know I feel the same way about you. Itís just that I donít want to suddenly be so old I canít get it up anymore, and think that I never tried anything (beat) "kinky".

JUNE
Well, Iíve heard so much about these things from my friends, it sounds like everyoneís doing it. Murial said it absolutely saved her marriage. She said it was better than Viagra for Chuck.

DAVID
Well, Iíd need a little something too, if I was married to Chuck. Yucky Chucky. Heís lucky he wasnít replaced with the damn thing.

JUNE
Oh, David. (beat) At least youíve never had any trouble in that area.

DAVID
That might be just because Iím married to you, and not Murial. If I had to wake up to that shrill-voiced harpie every morning, Iíd be having trouble in the bedroom too.


Toodles.

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